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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by Willy on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:13 pm

OldhamRover wrote:Well your rant about wanting to puke in people's throats suggested otherwise.

Not at all. In my head I was laughing uncontrollably as I did the puking.
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:15 pm

You're right, fuck it, there's nothing we can do to change anything on this planet so why try. Besides, look what the Catholic Church does to those outspoken people who dare to challenge them.

Tell you what though, that white smoke trick they do makes their elections much more interesting than anything Westminster can give.
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:15 pm

Willy wrote:
OldhamRover wrote:Well your rant about wanting to puke in people's throats suggested otherwise.

Not at all. In my head I was laughing uncontrollably as I did the puking.

That's not being calm then, is it?
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Post by Willy on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:18 pm

It's calm if you're me. Now stop being an argumentative twat just because you're bored. Sex is always a good distraction but making sarcastic comments on football forums is much, much less productive. Especially if you intend to make a creampie.
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:20 pm

I'm not feeling very pro-creationist here, and I'm not being argumentative, I'm being right.
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Post by Willy on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:24 pm

Well, I find you being right even more irritating than Joe being right-wing.


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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:26 pm

That only increases my suspicions that I'm right because people always hate those who are right about things. How many innovators have been ridiculed for their ideas?
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Post by Willy on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:27 pm

Yeah, that's why people hate Joey Barton; because he was right to put the cigar in the kid's eye and he was right to break the man's jaw.
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Post by StLedge on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:28 pm

OldhamRover wrote:The Book of Revelation isn't a Mayan text though, and that is specifically what you were discussing. That particular text was written to foretell the end of the age (not the world), and to show the presence of God despite the challenges that were being faced by many people around the time it was written (c.100 AD). So really putting that together with a Mayan prediction of the apocalypse is mixing and matching.


The Mayan calander will finish its current cycle on 21/12/2012, this can be interpreted in many ways, whether that be the end of the world, the end of an age, the end of an era, the end of Quincy re-runs, which ever way you want to see it, so you see, they aint so dissimilar, so no mixing and matching!!!

Which ever it is, I will be on the back of a Red Horse with a sword in my hand, going by the name War and looking gooood!
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:31 pm

Maybe Barton was right, neither of us know every detail of any of the controversial events in his colourful life.

StLedge, if you're going to ride around on a red horse then I only have one piece of advice; use a saddle or invest in lessons, because if you don't then you're in for a world of pain.
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Post by Willy on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:42 pm

That sounds like a guy who's experienced crushed testicles from sitting on animals. Horses are meant to be eaten, not ridden. Now, I'm off to Paris for a very rare fillet.
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:43 pm

We'll just leave it at the warning of a risk of testicular torsion and say no more about it.
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Post by StLedge on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:28 pm

OldhamRover wrote:We'll just leave it at the warning of a risk of testicular torsion and say no more about it.

I appreciate your advice Oldham, I really do, but my horse is so soft, in fact I regularly go bare back, if you know what I mean...
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:45 pm

I'm worried that the conversation may have taken a less innocent turn.
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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by StLedge on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:52 pm

OldhamRover wrote:I'm worried that the conversation may have taken a less innocent turn.

Not from me!!
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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:38 pm

Sledge, you should ride my pink pony. It's really comfortable.

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Post by randomsam on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:41 pm

anyone know where I can stable my horse? it keeps treading mud into my house.

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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by StLedge on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:42 pm

Diamond Dust wrote:Sledge, you should ride my pink pony. It's really comfortable.

Now if thats not taking a less innocent turn, I dont know what is
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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:45 pm

You're over thinking this Sledgy.

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Post by StLedge on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:07 pm

Diamond Dust wrote:You're over thinking this Sledgy.

But you said.....and it seemed that........and I thought.........


Do you really have a pink pony?
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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by Guest on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:27 pm

Yes. Will you marry me?

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Post by Willy on Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:01 am

I will.
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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by Guest on Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:24 pm

Thanks Willy. I knew I could count on you.

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Post by Willy on Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:09 pm

Always. I'm covered in numbers, after all.
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Re: Do you have a horse??

Post by OldhamRover on Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:20 pm

Like an abacus for the new millennium.
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