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Post by ToneRanger on Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:17 pm

ello! sorry about that extended break (been flooded with work). idk why, but i figured i'd start a new topic about my return. but, after typing this out i realize that it's rather pointless. so...i'll to it.

does anyone here play fifa 11? i just got it a little bit ago for the xbox 360. it is pretty freakin sweet. only thing that bothers me is that they didn't get the players on the club teams (at least for the spanish premiere). i went straight for barca, as i'm one to do, and i see some bullshit names! no messi! no xavi!!! no ineista!!! just a bunch of random character names with similar stats. i'm PISSED!!! oh well; i guess that's what pro evolution is for.
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Post by Willy on Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:48 pm

You sure it's Fifa 11 if the player names aren't real? scratch

Pro Evo used to do that years ago, but they've since got the rights, so I dunno...
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Post by ToneRanger on Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:53 pm

the names were right for international play and for MLS. to be honest...i didn't mess around all that much. all i know is when i played as barcelona NONE of the names i know where there. i figured that PES had the club rights and FIFA had the international rights. i know that seems retarded...but, PES didn't have the right names for international teams. messi was on barca...but, if you choose argentina you'd get to play as "mossy"...or some dumb shit like that. lol
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Post by Willy on Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:00 pm

Nah, Fifa has ALL the rights, Pro Evo only got them a few years ago. But they did used to do that shit thing with "Shermol" instead of Shearer, or "Bachim" for Beckham, it was crazy annoying, but they haven't done it for years. I'm wondering if it's a US (ntsc) release thing, because everything is licensed on the PAL version.
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Post by ToneRanger on Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:15 pm

hmm. i'm gonna be pissed if it IS a US thing
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Post by RTM08 on Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:15 pm

Willy wrote:Nah, Fifa has ALL the rights, Pro Evo only got them a few years ago. But they did used to do that shit thing with "Shermol" instead of Shearer, or "Bachim" for Beckham, it was crazy annoying, but they haven't done it for years. I'm wondering if it's a US (ntsc) release thing, because everything is licensed on the PAL version.

Yep, its fully licensed on PAL cheers
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Post by ToneRanger on Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:00 am

okay. well, nobody answered my question...

does anyone play that game? and does anyone play it for xbox? and if the answer to the first two questions is "yes"...then, do you want to get the living BEJESUS pounded outta you? cause if so...add me. gamertag: burningdamassas
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Post by OldhamRover on Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:23 am

How long have you been playing? Has it started to seem a little formulaic yet?

Down the wing...pass to striker...draw the keeper...pass to other striker...score in empty net...repeat ad infinitum. I can't believe I used to buy that every year.

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Post by ToneRanger on Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:37 am

hahahahahaha. that's why i don't play against the computer. it is EXTREMELY formulaic. it's always much more interesting to see the strategy of a real person.
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Post by Willy on Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:18 am

I've always found BOTH games (PES and Fifa) to be formulaic when playing the computer, but in history it's always been Fifa that was easier to sus out when playing against the computer. Only played the demos of both new games, so I can't really comment on those, but I'm betting it's just the same as the last eight years when you figure out how to score into an open net after a few days of playing on top level.

What I've noticed about Fifa is the shooting is just as shit (if not shitter) than the last version; it just seems to dip more when you shoot from far out. PES has a much better shooting facility, but that's about it. Fifa is still better, which pains me to say...
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:39 am

ToneRanger wrote:gamertag: burningdamassas

Poor 'damus Sad

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Post by Roverdamus on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:52 pm

ToneRanger finger
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Post by Willy on Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:08 pm

Lol...I have a feeling he's not gonna get this particular joke.

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Post by Roverdamus on Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:16 pm

And then he'll become like GR and think we're all ganging up on him. :/
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Post by Willy on Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:20 pm

Lol...poor GR.


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Post by glosterrover on Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:38 pm

shaddup Leprechaun
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Post by StLedge on Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:49 pm

Very Happy
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Re: I'm back, bitches

Post by ToneRanger on Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:36 pm

listen, fuck you all. you're just a bunch of dick!!! no one makes fun of me!!! ESPECIALLY, if i dont get the joke...haha

yeah...i don't get it.
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Post by Willy on Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:47 pm

Lol...they were making fun of Roverdamus (also known as 'Damus) and the fact that your gamertag is "burningdamassas", like "Burning Damus' ass"...well, that's what I got from it anyway. :/
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Post by glosterrover on Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:22 pm

spot on willam
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Post by ToneRanger on Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:05 pm

damn! good de-cyphering. well, my last name is "massas". and my friend's band is named "burning the masses". so, i stole it for my online stuff. i'm usually burningTHEmasses...but i couldn't have that many letters...SO, burningdamasses was born. wow. that was a boring and uneventful story. yay!
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Post by Willy on Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:12 pm

Lol...your sister added me on FB. Apparently she doesn't know why she added me. "I dunno, you're English". Laughing
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Post by ToneRanger on Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:58 pm

hahahahaha...yeah. well, we don't have many english friends. i don't know why she decided to add you though, that's a little weird.
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Post by Willy on Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:31 pm

Ask her...lol...but she's quite pretty. Kinda looks like a female version of you - no homo. <3
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Post by ToneRanger on Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:08 am

LMFAO

you can't put "no homo" on the end of a blatantly gay statement.

ie:
i bet your wiener tastes DELICIOUS, will...no homo
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