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Re: Jokes, Jokes my kingdom for some Lemon Cheesecake

Post by Willy on Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:56 pm

What's the main cause of paedophilia in Britain today?




Sexy kids.
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Post by glosterrover on Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:41 pm

Very Wrong pale
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:03 am

On that vein, what is the collective noun for paedophile Priests?

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Priests!

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Post by glosterrover on Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:28 am

Catholic Joke??? Wink
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Post by RTM08 on Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:40 am

Remember, there is no Tevez in team.
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Post by Willy on Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:34 pm

Not really a joke, but I just came across this by accident. Guess where? Yep, www.urbandictionary.com Very Happy

bisto kid 1 thumb up
One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart
"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.

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Post by glosterrover on Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:18 pm

Never trust a Midget who tells you you're wifes new hairstyle smells nice......
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Post by glosterrover on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:55 pm

Bought a lottery ticket today to win a mediterranean cruise.....think i stand a good chance as it was a rollover last week
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Post by StLedge on Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:39 am

I did wonder when they would hit here Smile
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Post by glosterrover on Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:35 pm

George Michael has today come out in support of the disgraced captain of the Concordia.....he says that he very often awakes wrecked,lying on his side with a smashed bottom after a saturday nights cruising!!!!
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Post by StLedge on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:51 pm

I was walking around Mothercare for hours earlier, then this woman came up to me "Can I help, sir?" she asked. "Well" I said "I'm looking for a specific black pram, I tried yesterday but couldn't find it". So she said "If you describe it I may be able to help". "Well it has 2 Sainsbury carrier bags on it and my Nephew inside"
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Post by StLedge on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:53 pm

I asked a woman in work whether she would shag me for a million pound. She said "yeah probably".

So I said, "how about a tenner"

She said "NO, what do you think I am?"

"We've already established what you are, now we are just negotiating a price"
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Post by glosterrover on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:15 pm

My new girlfriend told me she wouldn't suck my cock for 6 months,i told her that was fair and i fully respected her decision and said that i would ring her nearer the time
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Post by RTM08 on Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:00 pm

So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
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Post by RTM08 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:01 pm

Tim Vine won funniest joke of the year for this:

"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"
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Post by Willy on Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:55 am

Tim Vine's jokes are pure facepalm material. Has he ever done standup? I can imagine it'd get very boring after a few minutes.

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Post by glosterrover on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:34 am

Few seconds tbh Rolling Eyes
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:34 am


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Re: Jokes, Jokes my kingdom for some Lemon Cheesecake

Post by StLedge on Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:31 pm

He's not that bad!!
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Post by glosterrover on Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:52 pm

He's bloody awful....Give me Dylan Moran or Mickey Flanagan anyday!!!
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Post by StLedge on Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:58 pm

So it's not your type of humour, it doesn't mean that he is bad. He's no Frankie Boyle, but then they are different kinds of comedians.

It's like someone saying that the music you listen to is shite, just because it's not their choice of music.
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Post by glosterrover on Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:34 pm

You mean like you lot always do???? Wink
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:34 pm

Your musical choice (the names and titles anyway) are funnier!

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Post by glosterrover on Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:44 pm

Furry Muff!!!
what have Whitney Houston and a Spider got in common??? They're both Black and can't get out of the Bath!!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:56 pm


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