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Post by RoversLad123 on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:39 pm

In your opinion, what is the best/funniest/sickest chant(s) etc.
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Re: Chants

Post by Sheepy on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:42 pm

Anyone else had trouble posting?
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Re: Chants

Post by OldhamRover on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:46 pm

I liked, "Follow, follow, follow, cos United are going to Glasgow, they're gonna get on the plane and crash it again, cos United are going to Glasgow."

And, "There's only two Andy Gorams."

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Re: Chants

Post by Willy on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:48 pm

Sickest:

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You’re on the verge of lunacy
And we don’t give a fuck if you’re hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV

Funniest:

Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be a Scouse
Eating rats in your council house

Best:

There's only one Alan Shearer
One Alan Shearer
Walkin' along, singin' a song
Walkin' in a Shearer wonderland

Uncle Jack's blue & white army! x 10

Burnley fans eat bananas with their feet! x 10

Basically anything anti-Burnley.

Plenty of really sick ones I can think of that are mostly aimed towards Spurs, but even my hatred for them (which is, like, really huge) wouldn't force me into singing some of the stuff I've heard. Mind you, if you think English fans are bad, the Dutch, Slovaks, Croats and Israelis are by far the most hardcore. Most of their racist chants are about anti-semitism, and Feyernoord, PSV and other Dutch clubs' fans have often taunted Ajax about their 'Jewish roots' by hissing (gas chambers) constantly for 90 minutes, singing "Hamas, Hamas, send the Jews to the gas", among other things.

They make the English look tame. As for the Slovaks and the others I mentioned, well...fuckin' hell. Shocked
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Re: Chants

Post by RTM08 on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:53 pm

Sick one:
Who's that lying on the runway,
Who's that lying in the snow,
Its Matt Busby and his boys,
Making all theucking noise,
Cos they couldn't get the aeroplane to go

Awesome one:
He wears designer underwear, Givet, Givet,
He's got designer facial hair, Givet, Givet,
He'll fuck you up with half a chance,
We'll never send him back to France,
Gael Givet, Rovers Number 5!
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Re: Chants

Post by glosterrover on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:57 pm

obvious one:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over turf moor tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below,below
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Re: Chants

Post by Roverdamus on Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:26 pm

RTM08 wrote:Awesome one:
He wears designer underwear, Givet, Givet,
He's got designer facial hair, Givet, Givet,
He'll fuck you up with half a chance,
We'll never send him back to France,
Gael Givet, Rovers Number 5!

That's very good, yeah. Shame it hardly ever gets sung.
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Re: Chants

Post by Sheepy on Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:42 pm

Sick one:

Who's that lying on runway?
Who's that lying on the floor?
It's big fat Jack
he's had a heart attack
and he won't be watching bastards no more

Mad

Funny one:

His mother said he wasn't gay, Torres, Torres
He likes to wear his hair that way, Torres, Torres
He gets the ball, he jumps for joy,
Torres is a ladyboy
Fernando Torres takes it up the arse.
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Re: Chants

Post by arover on Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:08 pm

"There's only two Andy Gorams."

Easily the best.
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Re: Chants

Post by RoversLad123 on Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:23 am

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.
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Re: Chants

Post by RoversLad123 on Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:37 am

There's only one Arsene Wenger,

Only one Arsene Wenger,

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,

Wenger is a fucking peadophile.
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There's only one Sol Campbell,

There's only one Sol Campbell,

With a packet of sweets

And a cheeky grin,

Campbell likes bollocks on the chin.
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Re: Chants

Post by Sheepy on Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:17 pm

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just
can't,
He just can't, He just can't control his feet.


You are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
Your only happy, on giro day,
Your mums out thievin',
Your dads drug dealin'
Please don't take my alloys away,
Na na na nah na oooh.


Sign on, Sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
Cos you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job,
Sign on, sign on, sign on.
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Re: Chants

Post by super_keith_andrews on Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:00 pm

^^^ Notice the theme going on there?
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Re: Chants

Post by Sheepy on Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:01 pm

1 is a Liverpool song, 2 are anti-Liverpool
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Re: Chants

Post by RTM08 on Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:11 pm

He's half a boy he's half a girl Torres, Torres,
He looks just like a transvestite Torres, Torres,
He wears a frock,
He sucks on cock,
He sells his ass round Albert Dock,
Fernando Torres takes it up the arse
Na nana nana nana nana, nana...
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