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Post by Willy on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:48 pm

£12m MINUS security for the visit of The Pope, and we're footing the bill? Fuck right off.
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Post by glosterrover on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:53 pm

i believe in satan anyway....wouldn't have to pay for a visit by him Twisted Evil
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:05 pm

I don't know about anyone else, but when an 80-odd-year-old former member of Hitler Youth who protects kiddy-fiddlers comes to visit I can't wait to ask him for spiritual guidance.

Will every British taxpayer be allowed to file an expenses claim with the Vatican to reimburse us?

glosterrover wrote:i believe in satan anyway....wouldn't have to pay for a visit by him Twisted Evil

Yeah, go Satan. Wait...that's the guy whose entire story is based on his hatred of humanity, right? Er, on second thoughts, if these fairytales are true I'll be rooting for God.

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Post by glosterrover on Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:35 pm

satan vs. hitler youth,how can we decide?...i know,FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! cheers
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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:41 pm

Actually, I was going to go with neither.

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Post by glosterrover on Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:43 pm

am i being childish OR? Rolling Eyes
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Post by StLedge on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:42 am

You seem to have it all backwards anyway, who is good and who is evil.

How many deaths are the 2 separately responsible for?

Why would Satan punish and torture your soul for eternity for not following the word of the God that threw him out of heaven after trying to over throw his tyrannical reign, surely he would welcome you with open arms.
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Post by arover on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:56 am

There is no Satan or God for that matter.

As for the leader of all papist dogs and the British taxpayer footing the bill all I can say is

a) I'm glad I'm not paying UK tax any more

b) If I was I'd prefer to fund a visit from Rupert Murdoch or a reincarnated Haile Selassie or a prostitute for Ian Brady.
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:18 pm

StLedge wrote:Why would Satan punish and torture your soul for eternity for not following the word of the God that threw him out of heaven after trying to over throw his tyrannical reign, surely he would welcome you with open arms.

The Devil hates all humanity. His interference in our affairs is out of pure spite; to make our lives worse and enjoy our suffering. He was kicked out of Heaven after an attempt to take power because he didn't like the favourtism shown towards humans by God (just one example of the egotism of those who wrote Christian scripture). That's a hefty axe to grind, so languishing in a lake of fire through the ages is probably only going to make that resentment grow.

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Post by StLedge on Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:11 pm

Nah, I reckon he is up for a party!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:30 pm

So we need to cut jobs but it's ok to pay for a guy in a hat with a silly car to come for a visit. woot

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Post by super_keith_andrews on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:33 pm

Get him to buy Rovers Very Happy God knows Catholicism gets enough money each year to put us back on top Laughing
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Post by StLedge on Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:23 am

I'd rather buff my balls with a chainsaw!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:22 pm

Really though? Would you really rather do that?

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Post by glosterrover on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:22 pm

simply can't believe that this is happening....insensitive....bloody religion,the root of all evil Mad
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Post by Rover the Sea on Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:42 pm


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Post by super_keith_andrews on Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:44 pm

applause
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:01 pm

Pope? Nope!

Genius cheers

£3m per day it's costing for his visit affraid

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Post by super_keith_andrews on Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:11 pm

The Popemobile: Bullets can't get in, children can't get out.
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Post by RoversLad123 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:59 am

I love the pope Sad
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:49 pm

I'm sure the pope would love you too.

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Post by OldhamRover on Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:09 pm

20 is a little above their usual limit.

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Post by glosterrover on Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:24 pm

if he dressed in lederhosen i don't think they'd ask too many questions Cocksucker
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Post by super_keith_andrews on Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:28 pm

glosterrover wrote:Cocksucker

That smiley, I hate it. So, so much. pale
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Post by glosterrover on Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:30 pm

as do i super but it was just so applicable in this case i couldn't ignore it cheers
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