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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by RTM08 on Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:10 pm

StLedge wrote:I meant Stewart Francis Embarassed

And you put Stewart Francis... albeit spelt wrong... Unless you meant Milton jones and have double failed scratch
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Post by StLedge on Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:44 pm

That's what I meant, I usually correct a word/name if I have spelt it incorrectly, but I am so busy didn't even check Sad
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by DodgyGambit on Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:31 pm

michael mcintrye is the funnies comedian in the world Twisted Evil

omid djalili is funny but i realised recently its the same jokes repeated over n over again, jimmy carr isnt funny. Achmedddd


anyways bernie mac nuff said

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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by Willy on Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:56 pm

Jimmy Carr is funny but he's repetitive. Very witty and quick, though.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by glosterrover on Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:24 pm

bill hicks
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by super_keith_andrews on Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:12 pm

You can always tell a good comedian by how quickly they can put hecklers down. You'll find a lot of the "bigger" comedians aren't too good at it. You'll also find these people have teams of writers producing jokes and stories for them to use.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by RoversLad123 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:26 am

Bill Hicks -
"I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm – one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?"


So true. Not a commercial but an appearance on Human Traffic - which by the way is an amazing film.
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Post by Willy on Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:03 pm

I was gonna say that sounded very familiar. I've seen Human Traffic so many times, but not for a while now. I think I liked it at the time because I could relate to it so much, but now watching people taking pills just scares me - real or not. pale
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Post by RoversLad123 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:20 pm

Haha, bad experience?

It's a great film, it's one of them that I can watch over and over. Danny Dyer actually plays a really good part as Moff aswell.

John Simm was in the LET other day talking about Nelson and "casual racism" (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/8389210.John_Simm_s_shock_at__casual_racism__in_Nelson/).

Another great quote from Mr Hicks:

You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid...thought he could fly...jumped out of a building...what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the fucking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? Fucking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world.
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Post by RoversLad123 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:48 pm

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Post by Willy on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:03 pm

RoversLad123 wrote:Haha, bad experience?

It's a great film, it's one of them that I can watch over and over. Danny Dyer actually plays a really good part as Moff aswell.

John Simm was in the LET other day talking about Nelson and "casual racism" (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/8389210.John_Simm_s_shock_at__casual_racism__in_Nelson/).

Another great quote from Mr Hicks:

You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid...thought he could fly...jumped out of a building...what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the fucking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? Fucking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world.

My favourite part of that film is when Moff is in the taxi and he's on about Peter Andre: "fackin'...wire coathanger down his Jap's eye, really fackin' hurt the cunt!" Laughing
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Post by RoversLad123 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:22 pm

I was talking to someone at work about that scene. Genius.

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Post by Willy on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:46 pm

Is there a reason why you've posted a clip of it dubbed in French? lame
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by RoversLad123 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:49 pm

is it? I didn't listen as i'm at work. Didn't think it was appropriate. FAIL.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by Willy on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:00 pm

I was really looking forward to that, too. Sad

Not that I can't just go on YouTube and find it myself, but you went to all that effort just for me and it turned out to be in vain. Crying
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by glosterrover on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:05 pm

fellow hick's fans yayyyy!!!!!!!! have all his albums and now waiting for the dvd of the film they made about him.....sadly missed,sadly missed Sad
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by Willy on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:20 pm

Just noticed the John Simm link you posted. Sorry, but he's not lived in this area for 20-odd years and he makes one comment and it makes the news - pathetic.

Is he really "surprised and shocked"? Why? This has been an issue for a long, long time, and if he was able to plead ignorance to it so easily then he shouldn't be airing his uneducated, inexperienced views in public.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:58 pm

It was a very long article as well, gave up half way through.

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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by Willy on Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:20 am

When I said earlier in the thread that "no women are funny" I'd forgotten about Sarah Silverman, who always manages to make me laugh. She's silly, edgy, and unafraid to say things that may offend. If you haven't already then check her out.

She's fair fit for a Jew as well*. I'm sure she wouldn't mind me saying that. Very Happy


*that's the kinda humour she'd go with. Wasn't trying to be offensive there, it was meant as irony - thanks.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by RoversLad123 on Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:41 am

I do enjoy watching Sarah Silverman.

She had her own show not so long ago - Sarah Silverman Programme/Show.

And as for "I'm fucking Matt Damon" - Genius.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by Roverdamus on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:46 pm

I find Jo Brand funny, and she's a woman (I think).

*waits for Willy to tell me I'm wrong and that Jo Brand is shit*
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by Sheepy on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:51 pm

Shappi Khorsandi is a funny female comedian
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Post by RoversLad123 on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:53 pm

Joan Rivers.
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Re: greatest comedian of all time????

Post by glosterrover on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:03 pm

michael mcintyre is a woman too.....pre menstrual pillock
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Post by Sheepy on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:04 pm

glosterrover wrote:michael mcintyre is a woman too.....pre menstrual pillock

He's so unfunny he doesn't deserve to be named in a thread titled "greatest comedian of all time" hes such a pmopuos twat
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