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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:04 pm

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly"
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Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:07 pm

"Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"

"That would be my home."

"Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder."

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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:08 pm

"Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous.
Shrek: Well, that's not very nice.
[looks at Donkey]
Shrek: It's just a donkey!"

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Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:12 pm

lol!


"You, uh...you don't entertain much, do you?"

"I like my privacy."

"Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your
face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence..."

[big awkward silence ensues]

"Can I stay with you?"

"What?!"

"Can I stay with you, please?"

"OF COURSE!!!"

"Really?"

"NO."

"Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak...well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!"
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Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:14 pm

"Princess Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learns these things in case there's...
[points]
Princess Fiona: THERE'S AN ARROW IN YOUR BUTT.
Shrek: What?
[looks at arrow]
Shrek: Oh, would you look at that."
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Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:18 pm

lol!



[While looking at Lord Farquaad's huge castle]

Shrek: Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?





I didn't pick up on that last time I watched it (a good few years ago). I thought he was talking about his height. Very Happy
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Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:20 pm

[Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding]
Lord Farquaad: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

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Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:23 pm

[Shrek and Donkey are on their way to rescue Fiona, Donkey sniffs the air]

Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.

Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone...we must be getting close.

Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither.

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Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:25 pm

[Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp]
Villager 1: Do you know what that thing could do?
Villager 2: It'll grind your bones for its bread.
Shrek: Well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes... Actually, it's quite good on toast.

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Re: Dont You.....

Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:29 pm

Donkey: Hi, princess.

Princess Fiona: It talks.

Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up, that's the trick.


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Re: Dont You.....

Post by Willy on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:29 pm

OMG!

I've only seen Shrek once and I liked it, but you guys seem to have seen it at least 50 times to know all that. Unless you were just Googling it.
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:30 pm

We were copying and pasting most of the quotes, yeah.

But Shrek is amazing! king
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:32 pm

Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

Iremembeer most of them though, its just easier to copy cheers
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by Willy on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:32 pm

Been told not to bother with any of the sequels, though.
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by Roverdamus on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:33 pm

The sequels are pretty good, but the first one is by far the best.
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RTM08 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:33 pm

Shrek 2 is alright... not seen the others

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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RoversLad123 on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:14 am

The first one is definitely the best though, I've only seen number 2 and 3, but didn't enjoy them as much. I do want to watch the new toy story though Very Happy
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RTM08 on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:15 am

Toy Story cheers

For all those 90's kids out there Very Happy
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by Roverdamus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:16 am

EVERYONE wants to watch Toy Story. Very Happy
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by RTM08 on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:17 am

Are the 3rd and 4th Shreks any good btw? I've never seen them
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Post by RoversLad123 on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:19 am

The 3rd was was okay, not seen the 4th one, it's like most films, the sequels are never as good.
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Re: Dont You.....

Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:02 am

shrek 2 and 3 are shit

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Re: Dont You.....

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:51 am

Shrek 2 isn't as good as the first. I've not seen the 3rd and I didn't even know there was a 4th. No

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