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Re: General Election

Post by arover on Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:07 pm

Willy wrote:Political discussions are so much hassle. I've just spent the last hour back-and-forthing with people on Facebook about democracy and the like. I feel mentally shattered, just wanna go to bed now.

Nighty night.
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Re: General Election

Post by Willy on Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:08 pm

Said I want to, not I am. I couldn't sleep at 2pm even if I was pissed.
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Re: General Election

Post by blackburndan on Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:44 pm

To be fair I remember asking my dad years ago who he voted for and he would never tell me! So I will be the quiet gental man! Watch the last and final debate and make my decisions?
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Re: General Election

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:26 pm

Now this is proper politics

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8645847.stm

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Re: General Election

Post by arover on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:05 pm

Bigotgate.
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Re: General Election

Post by Roverdamus on Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:10 pm

Lol, what a mong.

That was directed at Brown, not arover. Smile
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Re: General Election

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu May 06, 2010 10:56 am

The Monster Raving Looney party is not running in my area Sad

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Re: General Election

Post by StLedge on Thu May 06, 2010 11:11 am

Nor mine
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Re: General Election

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu May 06, 2010 12:37 pm

Some of their policies:

• All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one
• Make it illegal for superheroes to use their powers for evil
• Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary
• Change the English symbol of three lions to 3 badgers
• Introduce a 99p coin to save on change
• Invite the other European countries to join the pound sterling
• School dinners must be regularly checked for radioactivity
• Add the Loch Ness Monster to the endangered species list
• Dedicated pogo stick lanes on routes to centres of work

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Re: General Election

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu May 06, 2010 12:49 pm

more from their Manicfesto

1. Health & Safety: We propose to ban Self Responsibilty on the grounds that it may be dangerous to your health.

2. M.P's Expenses: We propose that instead of a second home allowance M.P's will have a caravan which will be parked outside the Houses of Parliament. This will make it easier as flipping a caravan is easier than flipping homes

3. Eurofit: The European Constitution which will be sorted out by going for a long Walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"

4. The speaker in the House of Commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment

5. To help the Israel/Palestinian Problem, we will get rid of the old road map, and replace it with a new sat nav instead

6. European Union: It is proposed that the European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one -sided.

7. Education: We will increase the number of Women teachers throughout the education System as we are strong believers of 'Female Intuition'

8. Immigration and Population: I propose that we cap the population of this country. We have too many people for such a small country, so we will Cap the number of people residing here at present rates (approximately 63 million, give or take 10 mill ) on the basis of one out, one in (excluding Births).

Regarding Immigration... Any Person who can prove that they or their descendants emigrated to the U.K before 55 A.D can stay. All the others will be repatriated to their original country. (Well we have to draw the line somewhere)

9. We will ban all forms of Greyhound racing. This will help stop the counrty going to the dogs.

10. Afghanistan, Iraq and the War on terror. Theirs nothing funny about this. however as we have not found any taliban terrorists in Derbyshire. Our Soldiers can all come home now.

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Re: General Election

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu May 06, 2010 12:51 pm

and some more:

http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=more-proposals

and

http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1

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Re: General Election

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu May 06, 2010 3:03 pm

You might want to try this website. It lets you pick policies for certain areas without knowing the party (although it is fairly easy to guess which party some belong to), then give you a result on which party you would be best off with.

http://voteforpolicies.org.uk/

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Re: General Election

Post by DodgyGambit on Wed May 12, 2010 12:33 pm

So Cameron is the new PM, and the talk today at work is not how the coalition government will work, not the difference in policies or electoral reform, cutting the deficit etc.....it was how dare they take Eastenders of the of the BBC1 schedule to show Cameron being chauffeur driven from Buckingham Palace to Downing Street

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Re: General Election

Post by Rover the Sea on Wed May 12, 2010 1:27 pm

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
David.
David who?

Stop pissing about Gordon and let me in!!
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Re: General Election

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed May 12, 2010 3:32 pm

I hate George Osbourne

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What Gordons up to now!

Post by blackburndan on Sat May 15, 2010 10:06 am

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Re: General Election

Post by arover on Tue May 18, 2010 10:53 am

rob_of_the_robots wrote:I hate George Osbourne

I hate him more.
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Re: General Election

Post by Rover the Sea on Tue May 18, 2010 1:26 pm

arover wrote:
rob_of_the_robots wrote:I hate George Osbourne

I hate him more.

I'm guessing there will be a queue for bragging rights on this subject, just look at the weasel...
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Re: General Election

Post by arover on Tue May 18, 2010 4:06 pm

Rover the Sea wrote:
arover wrote:
rob_of_the_robots wrote:I hate George Osbourne

I hate him more.

I'm guessing there will be a queue for bragging rights on this subject, just look at the weasel...

The twat turned up on my doorstep once (I used to live in Knutsford).

I told him to fuck off.
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Re: General Election

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Tue May 18, 2010 5:24 pm

His face is so punchable :bash:

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Re: General Election

Post by StLedge on Tue May 18, 2010 8:06 pm

rob_of_the_robots wrote:His face is so punchable :bash:

It's because he is a seal clubbing paedo!!
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Re: General Election

Post by Willy on Wed May 19, 2010 7:53 pm

Proper queen, that thing is.
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Re: General Election

Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu May 27, 2010 10:39 am

So's your mum...
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Re: General Election

Post by StLedge on Thu May 27, 2010 11:08 am

Surely William's Grandmother is the Queen
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