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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:11 pm

is no friend of mine.

And by the way, if any of you has seen a pile of credibilty, dignity and pride knocking around anywahere, please le me know, i believe it's mine
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:14 pm

Oh Dear! :drink: Crying
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Post by StLedge on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:38 pm

don't push just shove , wrote:is no friend of mine.

And by the way, if any of you has seen a pile of credibilty, dignity and pride knocking around anywahere, please le me know, i believe it's mine

Care to share?
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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:51 pm

why not?

my mate went home at 11.30. . . .he had work at 6......i was pleasantily drunk, and should of got a cab. Oh no....not me....went back in. Necked brandy, saw a chick i know from the gym (nice girl fancied her for ages) danced with her LIKE A PRIZE CUNT for nigh on 30 miniutes IN FRONT OF A PUB FULL OF PEOPLE NOT DANCING, then she knocked me back. Left with me tail thru me legs, had some more brandy, bumped into 2 FUGLY fuckin girls and proceeded to snog one of them IN FRONT OF A FULL PUB, then, well, i don't know how i got home, only that i'd withdrawn 150 quid at 2.37 am. . . .and not spent it??


My shame yesterday was such I spent all day on stella, valium and skunk. . . . though on the plus side I was only 3 hours late for work today


for clarification on dancling like a cunt, i believe i looked like this
dancing like a cunt
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Post by StLedge on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:54 pm

Ouch
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Post by arover on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:56 pm

don't push just shove , wrote:why not?

my mate went home at 11.30. . . .he had work at 6......i was pleasantily drunk, and should of got a cab. Oh no....not me....went back in. Necked brandy, saw a chick i know from the gym (nice girl fancied her for ages) danced with her LIKE A PRIZE CUNT for nigh on 30 miniutes IN FRONT OF A PUB FULL OF PEOPLE NOT DANCING, then she knocked me back. Left with me tail thru me legs, had some more brandy, bumped into 2 FUGLY fuckin girls and proceeded to snog one of them IN FRONT OF A FULL PUB, then, well, i don't know how i got home, only that i'd withdrawn 150 quid at 2.37 am. . . .and not spent it??


My shame yesterday was such I spent all day on stella, valium and skunk. . . . though on the plus side I was only 3 hours late for work today


for clarification on dancling like a cunt, i believe i looked like this
dancing like a cunt


Nobble.

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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:57 pm

Any suggestions to carry this off with a modicum of coolness?
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Post by Willy on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:12 pm

Well, sounds like something I've done a few times before, and I'm pretty cool, so...

Yeah, you OWN coolness right now. cheers
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Post by Willy on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:13 pm

Fuck me, Van Damme really does dance like a cunt in that video. How come I don't remember that scene from Kickboxer? scratch
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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:14 pm

i seem to recall that i'd of been happy to be dancing like that


it was that bad
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Post by blackburndan on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:25 pm

Its all a learning curve, any beer and Valium just get you in trouble and then to add the magic of skunk does put your mind in other places! I bet when you was dancing you thought you was a god as well lol!

You'll do it again, this is why its good to do it abroad in a strange pub so you never have to face any of them ever again!
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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:24 pm

I should of learnt years ago. . . i never do. . . . if i could bottle this feeling i'm feeling now, and just have a sip before i started throwing back spirits, i think bad things would stop happening.
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Post by blackburndan on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:28 pm

For a short fix a wank helps but then that feeling does just come back! Also another drink takes the edge off!
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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:43 pm

funny you say that dan I woke yesterday, surveryed the carnage of coins, broken phone and cloths from my front doo to my room, logged on xhamster, slapped me thigh with kojack, gathered said clothes and fooked off to the pub

great minds dan, great minds
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Post by arover on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:53 pm

don't push just shove , wrote:I should of learnt years ago. . . i never do. . . . if i could bottle this feeling i'm feeling now, and just have a sip before i started throwing back spirits, i think bad things would stop happening.

Believe me you won't learn, I'm still prone to spells of cuntness at 54.
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Post by blackburndan on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:57 pm

The difference being Arover is that your bones hurt all the time where as ours being young are from breakdancing on the floor!

It will also take you a lot longer to recover! LOL it takes it toll on me and I am only 30!
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Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:58 pm

that's not encouraging, arover, at 36 i think i should of sorted this shit out by now
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Post by arover on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:24 pm

don't push just shove , wrote:that's not encouraging, arover, at 36 i think i should of sorted this shit out by now

You won't ever sort it out and if you do you'll be the worse for it.

Enjoy it forever, the ups and downs and then snuff it for that is all there is.

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Post by don't push just shove , on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:27 am

word!

I suppose it means i'm still in the game, even tho' I played terribly on saturday. What do they say though? Form is temporary. . . . . .
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Post by blackburndan on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:41 am

I guess the jitters have gone today then!
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Post by don't push just shove , on Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:11 am

lets just say the shame is more deeply buired in my phsyche


I need to get her number for my own self respect, however. I'm sure she'd of given it me if I was sober.

yeah, deffo
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Post by Willy on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:42 pm

Well, my plan for last night was to go to bed earlyish and watch 'The Hangover', seeing as every fucker I know bumfucks that film and keeps hassling me to watch it. Anyway, so at about 11ish I make myself a cup of Horlicks (nom nom nom), and get into bed. But oh no, not me, I had to get a taxi to Kitchens garage (24hr place) and buy vodka with some very questionable orangeade. Not only did I spend money on vodka, but £5 on a taxi on top of it isn't cool. I felt like a bit of a dickhead spending silly money like that, until of course, I had finished the vodka at about 1am and decided to get another taxi to Kitchens and buy more vodka.

So, instead of me watching The Hangover, I have a hangover which I'm fairly certain hasn't even kicked in properly yet, and I really don't feel like moving today. I'm still gonna go on t'Rovers later, though. Might make myself a bacon butty or summat, I'm feeling pretty cack right about now. Alcohol, I haychuh!

Gotta appreciate the irony, though.
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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:53 pm

you STILL havnt watched the Hangover?
best comedy of 2009, but what usually happens is you go in with high expectations and come out disappointed...hope this isnt the case

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Post by StLedge on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:56 pm

I have kind of seen bits of it (the wife got a copy, that was very bed, which I wont watch) and what I did catch a glimpse of was actually quite good.
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Post by Willy on Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:22 pm

I might watch it in a bit when I've made my bacon and eggs. I usually don't like films that the masses have bumfucked and came inside before I got there, but I'm gonna watch it just so everyone stops saying, "you STILL haven't seen it????"...fuckin' hell, NO, I haven't!!


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