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Re: The Joker

Post by thebluehalf on Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:30 pm

Ummm, I thought you were gonna come to Ox and "hang with a brodah"?

Fickle bastard.
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Re: The Joker

Post by Willy on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:36 am

Shocked

I can't hang with two? SELFISH bastard.
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Re: The Joker

Post by arover on Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:27 am

wilsbowski wrote:Am I missing something? The original Bob in question was Bob Seger was it not.

Pato Bantum is brilliant though…

Seger it was one of the three popular music cornerstones of blue collar America along with Mellencamp and the Boss. There is another Bob though that you can hardly overlook, his Bobness Zimmerman but that opens a whole new box of tricks.

I like Marley's music and remember it breaking through and being championed by the NME et al but I do understand the irritation at those posters in bedsit land in pretty much the same tradition of Che. The point really is that they both look so good you don't really become an icon without that element now do you?
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Post by arover on Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:30 am

As for being a stoner it never really caught on with me, I know plenty who swear by it and far less casualties of it than the ale but for whatever reason that's always been my preferred recreation.
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Re: The Joker

Post by blackburndan on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:28 pm

Willy wrote:I love you, Dan. If I can get my return flight over and a couple hundred squid spends, you gonna put me up for a week? I wanna come drink shiz and smoke out with a brodah.

You bet if the misses agrees Very Happy remember I am back in June for a week Laughing
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Re: The Joker

Post by don't push just shove , on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:45 pm

Willy wrote:My mum's ginger, but she ain't as dirty as yours, so that 'rule' kinda sucks.

Open your asscheeks, fewl. I won't even push, I'll just shove. Feel my meat, feel it! bounce

you silver tongued devil you

and yes arover, che posters are also for nobsacks. I concur wholeheartedly
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Post by Willy on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:01 pm

And Lenin posters, too. It's funny how that particular wankerism has managed to travel through generations of wannabe Communists (also known as 'students')...I find that rather funny.

I didn't really have any posters as a young 'un. The only one I really remember having was a Trainspotting one with a scene where Begbie is holding a knife to Renton's crotch, with the caption, "I'm no a fuckin' buftie, and that's the endae it!"
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Post by StLedge on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:13 pm

The only poster I had was one of the HOTTEST chick in the universe, with her baps out.






Tastefully of course!!
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Re: The Joker

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:37 pm

When I was a teen I had posters of Cindy Crawford, Pamela Anderson and Kenny McCormack on the toilet.

At Uni I had a poster of Transformers cartoon characters, Boba Fett and one other that I can't remember.

I personified coolness

We had Dennis the Menace and Jakki Degg in the front room but that was just to cover damage. Second year we decided for a more adult approach and somehow ended up with pictures of dolphins!! My brain was in a very strange place for those 2 years.

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Post by StLedge on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:49 pm

wilsbowski wrote:Second year we decided for a more adult approach and somehow ended up with pictures of dolphins!! My brain was in a very strange place for those 2 years.

You probably read somewhere that Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure, and misunderstood.
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Post by Willy on Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:27 pm

wilsbowski wrote:When I was a teen I had posters of Cindy Crawford, Pamela Anderson and Kenny McCormack on the toilet.

But, but...how did the hardons not get caught on the underside of the toilet seat?




Oh, I think I have a theory.
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Re: The Joker

Post by thebluehalf on Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:52 pm

Willy wrote:
wilsbowski wrote:When I was a teen I had posters of Cindy Crawford, Pamela Anderson and Kenny McCormack on the toilet.

But, but...how did the hardons not get caught on the underside of the toilet seat?




Oh, I think I have a theory.

That's not a problem, it's a solution to pesky 'under rim limescale'.
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Re: The Joker

Post by Willy on Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:02 pm

You're slowly but surely gaining my friendship again since your little outburst of girlarific pussyness. I can't believe you got jealous of me having a smoke with Dan, he's nothing to me, just a timewasting method. You're my soul-mate, my one-and-only. Sad


Having a hardon whilst doing a poo is mightily irritating, though.
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Re: The Joker

Post by thebluehalf on Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:14 pm

Irritating, if a little hilarious.

And i'd apologise for being such a girly wuss, but that'd only exacerbate the problem, so i'll tell you to suck my balls instead, my love.
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Re: The Joker

Post by Willy on Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:27 am

You know you never have to ask, sweetie.
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Re: The Joker

Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:13 pm

Willy wrote:You're slowly but surely gaining my friendship again since your little outburst of girlarific pussyness. I can't believe you got jealous of me having a smoke with Dan, he's nothing to me, just a timewasting method. You're my soul-mate, my one-and-only. Sad


Having a hardon whilst doing a poo is mightily irritating, though.

ahem


I thought we had summat special Willy, i am saddended by this news
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Post by blackburndan on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:28 pm

Willy wrote:You're slowly but surely gaining my friendship again since your little outburst of girlarific pussyness. I can't believe you got jealous of me having a smoke with Dan, he's nothing to me, just a timewasting method. You're my soul-mate, my one-and-only. Sad


Having a hardon whilst doing a poo is mightily irritating, though.

Thats not what you said to me the other day! You are just a slut that will say anything to make the other one happy!

Fuck you willy I am asking don't push just shove for a smoke! And by the sounds of thing he makes a right cunt of him self so I wont be the only one!
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Re: The Joker

Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:32 pm

i'm in...fuck Willy and his wandering eyes. . . .the fuckin harlot
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Post by blackburndan on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:34 pm

don't push just shove , wrote:i'm in...fuck Willy and his wandering eyes. . . .the fuckin harlot

cheers Cheaper drugs for every one! Party! Scatter!
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Re: The Joker

Post by don't push just shove , on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:35 pm

:rocker: :disc:
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Post by blackburndan on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:47 pm

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Re: The Joker

Post by Willy on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:26 pm

I'll spray jizzum into both your eyes, then WHUT? affraid
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Re: The Joker

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:43 pm

Seems like you can't keep two people happy at once Willy

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Re: The Joker

Post by Willy on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:00 pm

Not what your mum and aunt said last night.

















Incredibly low blow, I admit. Embarassed
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Post by arover on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:19 pm

Willy wrote:Not what your mum and aunt said last night.

And by all accounts they fucking lapped it right up.

















Incredibly low blow, I admit. Embarassed
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