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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:26 pm

Chef and I are going to run a column for our new fantasy team West Spam United. We'll play in Rovers colours, at The Stadium of Spam. Blackburn Rovers kindly offered us their facilities and some of their staff just before they went bust, but we are looking for new recruits for our Premier League campaign. Our goal is to stay in the league this season and next season challenge for trophies/Europe.

We require 1 goalkeeper, 6 defenders, 6 midfielders and 4 strikers. Once you've picked a position (and only one) you will be allocated a parallel existing Rovers player who you will work off for injuries and suspension. I understand that someone like Vince Grella seems to be fucking always injured so Blackburn let us have him for free. Jason Brown will also be in the squad as back up keeper.

The league table will go off the actual league table, and results as they happen except of course for ours. We will write up a narrative for each game and the scores will be entirely fictional of course. Just how we'll do well, that is for your to see as the season unfolds.

I appreciate there are plot holes. We magically appeared in the Premier League, and where are Blackburn now you ask? Well, fuck knows. Can't have 21 teams in the Premier League.

So, choose your position. There are 17 slots available. Infact, 16 now because I've chosen to be a midfielder.

Oh, Chef is the manager. There is also a vacancy for chairman.

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Diamond Dust - CM
thebluehalf - LM
Rob - LB
Dan - CM
RTS - RB
Willy - FW
Wils - GK
African - ACM
St Ledge - RM


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Post by thebluehalf on Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:35 pm

Midfield please, left sided, specifically.
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:17 pm

Diamond Dust wrote:The league table will go off the actual league table, and results as they happen except of course for ours.

So we win every game? cheers

I would have chosen LM but someone went and picked that out of all the other positions Rolling Eyes I'll be LB then.

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Post by blackburndan on Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:36 pm

Blackburndan CM all day long!
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Re: West Spam United

Post by Rover the Sea on Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:59 pm

Right Back over the water! :bricked: no-one gets past!
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Post by Willy on Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:19 pm

I'm not sure I understand the concept, but I'll be a striker.
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Re: West Spam United

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:54 pm

GK. Even fantasy exercise will be too much for me

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Re: West Spam United

Post by don't push just shove , on Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:47 am

you guys really need girlfriends
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Post by thebluehalf on Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:23 am

Just stating your preferred position is fine mate, you don't need to pretend you're cool first.
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Post by African Rover on Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:35 am

Attacking mid please
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Re: West Spam United

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:11 pm

Are we playing 4-5-1? Sad

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Re: West Spam United

Post by Guest on Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:11 am

Chef is the manager! Ask him! Very Happy

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Post by don't push just shove , on Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:17 am

thebluehalf wrote:Just stating your preferred position is fine mate, you don't need to pretend you're cool first.

Oh, in that case, colour me ball boy - cheers
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Re: West Spam United

Post by Guest on Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:03 pm

rob_of_the_robots wrote:Are we playing 4-5-1? Sad

Looks like 2-4-1

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Re: West Spam United

Post by StLedge on Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:04 pm

I still dont quite get the idea, but I used to play RM
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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:10 pm

It will be like the Warbury FC team that used to be in The Sun next to the comics and the horoscopes. RM for you it is.

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