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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:34 pm

Willy wrote:The only people who keep cats are single women over 45, or people who aspire to be like single women over 45.

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:35 pm

Willy wrote:The only people who keep cats are single women over 45, or people who aspire to be like single women over 45.

I'm pretty sure the woman three doors up has sex with her cats. She has about 70 of them, I reckon. Oh, and they always seem to shit in someone else's garden other than their own, despite having a box in their house (which, frankly, is disgusting) to shit in. The thing with cat shit, too, is that they fucking bury it in the soil so you get a nice surprise when you're planting something and you manage to break the seal, revealing the wonderful stench of cheesy faeces.

Sorry, dudes. I hate cats, I really do. They're wicked, selfish, evil creatures, and so are the people that keep them. Y'all got some issues.

You would be screwed if you had been born before the sewage system was invented!

My sister, aged 33, and her husband have a cat as they have love and affection to show to something and are having trouble getting pregnant. I will pass on your message that they are "wicked, selfish, evil creatures" for doing so. Smile

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:37 pm

At least most cats maintain their evolutionary integrity.

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Post by Willy on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:39 pm

wilsbowski wrote:
Willy wrote:The only people who keep cats are single women over 45, or people who aspire to be like single women over 45.

I'm pretty sure the woman three doors up has sex with her cats. She has about 70 of them, I reckon. Oh, and they always seem to shit in someone else's garden other than their own, despite having a box in their house (which, frankly, is disgusting) to shit in. The thing with cat shit, too, is that they fucking bury it in the soil so you get a nice surprise when you're planting something and you manage to break the seal, revealing the wonderful stench of cheesy faeces.

Sorry, dudes. I hate cats, I really do. They're wicked, selfish, evil creatures, and so are the people that keep them. Y'all got some issues.

You would be screwed if you had been born before the sewage system was invented!

My sister, aged 33, and her husband have a cat as they have love and affection to show to something and are having trouble getting pregnant. I will pass on your message that they are "wicked, selfish, evil creatures" for doing so. Smile

Thanks, dude! cool
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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:41 pm

Now that is harsh.

I hope you come face to face with a Siberian White and it rips your fucking face off.

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Post by StLedge on Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:16 am

Diamond Dust wrote:Leave one of those without food and more than likely it will die. Stupid fucking animals.

Diamond Dust wrote:Rob, put a block on Dodgy's posts for the moment. SERIOUS DEBATE HERE!

And which animal can you leave without food an it be ok????
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:34 am

Depends where you leave it. Personally, I'd leave all cats in sealed bags in a river. See if they can fend for themselves then.
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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:37 am

Put them in a sealed bag and of course they have no hope. Sarcasm or not. It's fact. Same with a dog though.

But, put the origins of feline existence up against that of canine existence and you only have one winner.

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Post by Willy on Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:13 am

But we're talking about domesticated cats and dogs, not wolf Vs leopard. I like wild cats, I do. They're amazing animals and I fucking hate when I see people shooting lions and the like. It's just domestic cats I have a problem with. They're a million spunks away from being anything as cool as a panther or cheetah.
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:16 am

Almost all mammals evolved from cyodonts, so the origins of feline and canine existence are probably the same.

Domestic cats shouldn't fight dogs. My uncle's Rottweiler was attacked by the neighbours' cat and decided it'd look better inside-out. The cat survived after surgery, but there's a lesson to be learned for the species.
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Post by Willy on Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:26 am

They make sounds that almost exactly mimic a crying newborn. I'm not overly keen on that.


As I type I've just found a mildly interesting piece about just that...

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17455-hungry-cats-trick-owners-with-baby-cry-mimicry.html
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:45 am

OldhamRover wrote:Depends where you leave it. Personally, I'd leave all cats in sealed bags in a river. See if they can fend for themselves then.

lol! lol!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:47 am


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Re: Scouse Mongs With Pits

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:26 am

which genius started this whole cat vs dog argument

the cat always wins

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Post by StLedge on Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:50 am

OldhamRover wrote:Almost all mammals evolved from cyodonts, so the origins of feline and canine existence are probably the same.

Domestic cats shouldn't fight dogs. My uncle's Rottweiler was attacked by the neighbours' cat and decided it'd look better inside-out. The cat survived after surgery, but there's a lesson to be learned for the species.

Not to fuck around with your uncle's dog?
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Re: Scouse Mongs With Pits

Post by arover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:33 pm

21 year old mong lifted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/uncle-arrested-over-boys-dog-attack-death-1833469.html

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Re: Scouse Mongs With Pits

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:35 pm

DodgyGambit wrote:which genius started this whole cat vs dog argument

the cat always wins

The whole thing started with a kid getting mauled to death by a dog. How many people do you know of who have been mauled to death by a cat? (not including big cats)

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:02 pm

OldhamRover wrote:Almost all mammals evolved from cyodonts, so the origins of feline and canine existence are probably the same.

Domestic cats shouldn't fight dogs. My uncle's Rottweiler was attacked by the neighbours' cat and decided it'd look better inside-out. The cat survived after surgery, but there's a lesson to be learned for the species.

Cynodonts.

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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:50 pm

You really want to pick up on a typo at turned 1am?
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Re: Scouse Mongs With Pits

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:56 pm

Yes. With you, yes. ok

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Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:08 pm

if anything it proves he didnt copy paste it, which is all good in my book

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Re: Scouse Mongs With Pits

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:22 pm

Or maybe he did copy and paste it and put in the deliberate mistake to fool you Suspect (that is my most favourite smiley)

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Re: Scouse Mongs With Pits

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:46 pm

Maybe, just maybe no one gives a shit either way.

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Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:57 pm

hows mary? she still miss me?

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:15 pm

She's still trying to work out if you are actually gay or not. She thinks you do the whole 'how's Mary?' thing for show.

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