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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:00 am

I was under the impression that pit bulls were made illegal under the dangerous dogs act? These retards shouldn't be allowed to keep a dog, or breed for that matter. Idiots like this should be sterilised at birth.
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Post by arover on Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:27 pm

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:I was under the impression that pit bulls were made illegal under the dangerous dogs act? These retards shouldn't be allowed to keep a dog, or breed for that matter. Idiots like this should be sterilised at birth.

Pretty much what I was driving at when I started the thread Reidy hence the use of the phrase "Scouse Mongs". Pretty much anyone who owns a pit bull (or its type) is in my opinion a full mong deserving of recognition of such. I'm thinking of the type that make videos of themselves holding the pits snarling on a leash and fucking about with their fingers like some absurd rap artist. It proves how hard and macho they are to weaklings like the rest of us.

Cunts.

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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:32 pm

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Post by PieEater on Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:55 pm

Could this not have been added to the Darwinism thread?

Now I'm not advocating celebrating the death of a child but it is one more drug dealing dole scum off our streets. Lock the whole fucking family up, prisons full, build a new one. These cunts must be costing us more in sprog benefits, rent, crack money et al.

Fuck em off and shoot their dogs!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:17 am

Make the prisoners build the new prison

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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:18 am

I hate dogs, I've never liked them. When i was younger i used to get chased by dogs they used to scare the shit out of me. If a dog saw me running it would always chase after me...now i know what your gonna say, the dog only chased after me cos it thought i was playing with him or some load of bollox like that but when you actually see a dog bite your cousin brother (the dog was a small dog) your never gonna trust them. Now that im older i dont run i continue to walk past but it doesnt stop the dog trying to smell my balls

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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:19 am

a :cat: is a mans best friend

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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:27 am

I have a cat, he is old but nice and friendly.

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Post by Willy on Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:34 am

DodgyGambit wrote:a :cat: is a mans best friend

A cat isn't anyone's friend. It's a selfish animal, that if you weren't to feed it, it would go somewhere else and get food, pledging loyalty to someone else. I hate cats, I kick them when I see them.
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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:58 am

Willy wrote:
DodgyGambit wrote:a :cat: is a mans best friend

A cat isn't anyone's friend. It's a selfish animal, that if you weren't to feed it, it would go somewhere else and get food, pledging loyalty to someone else. I hate cats, I kick them when I see them.

in a dogs case if u dont feed him he takes bites out of you..i know which pet i prefer, although my cat is a bit weird now he stares at a door for about 20mins, he can easily open it by just pushing it but he just stares at it non stop...think its getting old

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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:08 pm

Willy wrote:
A cat isn't anyone's friend. It's a selfish animal, that if you weren't to feed it, it would go somewhere else and get food, pledging loyalty to someone else. I hate cats, I kick them when I see them.

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Post by StLedge on Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:09 pm

DodgyGambit wrote:a :cat: is a mans best friend

No sorry but dog is man best friend, easy way to tell, lock a dog and the wife in a cupboard for 2 hours, and when you open the door, see which one is the happiest to see you!!!
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:31 pm

You can also train a dog, a cat will look at you like you're simple if you try.

Have you ever heard of a guard cat?

You can't take a cat out for a run.

Other people's dogs don't shit in your garden and bury it so you stick fingers in it when doing the gardening. (little bastards)
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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:33 pm

Cant say I am surprised that Reidy and Willy don't like pussies

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:46 pm

Willy wrote:
DodgyGambit wrote:a :cat: is a mans best friend

A cat isn't anyone's friend. It's a selfish animal, that if you weren't to feed it, it would go somewhere else and get food, pledging loyalty to someone else. I hate cats, I kick them when I see them.

What's wrong with that? At least domesticated cats still have their smarts about them unlike dogs. Leave one of those without food and more than likely it will die. Stupid fucking animals.

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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:52 pm

If you leave a dog to its own devices it will feed itself, no matter how domesticated it is. Dogs that are kept as pets will still steal food or forage through garbage to find something to eat, they'll beg strangers who have food, and if needs be they'll kill small animals. Mice and small birds that linger in our garden too long frequently meet a grisly end.

Also, I've seen a lot of cats that didn't make it across the road, but I've never seen a dog that stupid. I've never seen a dog attempt to cross the motorway, I've never seen a dog stuck in a tree. Are cats really that smart?
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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:58 pm

Im gonna be honest OR ive seen more dead dogs than cats crossing a road, and i only ever see dogs run across the motorway. The tree i give you that one

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:58 pm

Mark, I've seen dogs try to cross roads before with no awareness of traffic and near but damnit kill themselves.

I guess my point is that cats have managed to keep at least some of their instincts intact from their down breeding from much bigger cats over the many many years of domestication. I'm saying all dogs are stupid (many are sophisticated enough to forage for themselves) but not nearly as many as cats.

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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:08 pm

Since when were dogs able to climb trees?

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:11 pm

Rob, put a block on Dodgy's posts for the moment. SERIOUS DEBATE HERE!

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Post by OldhamRover on Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:24 pm

In all honesty, I've only seen dead dogs on the road in other countries. Over here, I've seen cats that watch the cab of a truck pass then think the danger is gone, only to be crushed by the wheels of the trailer.
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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:31 pm

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:23 pm

Must say I prefer Cats to Dogs, but I prefer chipmunks over both.

Dogs intelligence differs determining to breed, some (most) are thick as pig shit. After the Portsmouth game my mate had to slam on because one ran straight in front of us and then wouldn't move despite us honking the horn at it, I eventually had to get out of the car and drag it to the pavement. Think there is actually something in highway code that says you should break for a dog and no other animal, or maybe that was something my driving instructor told me because he has a secret hate of cats.

Having said that cat stupidity is also quite common and in my case anyway much more entertaining. I've watched these vids 100s of times and still find them funny. Simple things and all that





This one isn't stupid but a bit freaky



Anyway I should be cooking

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Post by Willy on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:27 pm

The only people who keep cats are single women over 45, or people who aspire to be like single women over 45.

I'm pretty sure the woman three doors up has sex with her cats. She has about 70 of them, I reckon. Oh, and they always seem to shit in someone else's garden other than their own, despite having a box in their house (which, frankly, is disgusting) to shit in. The thing with cat shit, too, is that they fucking bury it in the soil so you get a nice surprise when you're planting something and you manage to break the seal, revealing the wonderful stench of cheesy faeces.

Sorry, dudes. I hate cats, I really do. They're wicked, selfish, evil creatures, and so are the people that keep them. Y'all got some issues.
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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:32 pm

That third video is a VERY CLEVER KITTY Very Happy :cat:

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