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Should one be worried...?

Post by PieEater on Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:59 pm

My son has just stripped to his spaceman pants and proceeded to dress in his sisters ladybird outfit.

He also likes the music of Lady Ga Ga.

Shall I take him to the local footy pitch and trip him in mud for hour after hour or be glad that the wife'll have someone to talk to and the house will get some nice scatter cushions?
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Post by Willy on Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:26 pm

You should do all the above as well as hitting him with a cricket bat that has the word 'MAN' imprinted in it.
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Re: Should one be worried...?

Post by Guest on Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:55 pm

If what you say is true then no. You shouldn't be worried. Provided the child gets a balanced amount of love from both mother and father he should develope into a 'normal' person.

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Post by PieEater on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:03 pm

not gay then, cheers dd!

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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:06 pm

No, not gay.

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Post by blackburndan on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:10 pm

Taking advise from DD now you should be worried!
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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:11 pm

We're not all as epically gifted as you Dan.

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Post by blackburndan on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:12 pm

I shall teach you the force then young DD!
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Post by PieEater on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:15 pm

I see Blackburndan has picked up the "Jacko Book Of Quotes" Book as an early xmas pressie...
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Post by blackburndan on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:17 pm

Thanks for sending it PIE I know you have read it cover to cover but there is some good shit in it!
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Post by PieEater on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:26 pm

Kind of me to laminate it aswell...
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Post by blackburndan on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:40 pm

yes handy that, when i slaver over it ican whipe it clean! Very Happy
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Post by thebluehalf on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:13 am

blackburndan wrote:yes handy that, when i slaver over it ican whipe it clean! Very Happy

whipe Very Happy
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Re: Should one be worried...?

Post by arover on Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:42 am

PieEater wrote:My son has just stripped to his spaceman pants and proceeded to dress in his sisters ladybird outfit.

He also likes the music of Lady Ga Ga.

Shall I take him to the local footy pitch and trip him in mud for hour after hour or be glad that the wife'll have someone to talk to and the house will get some nice scatter cushions?

The scatter cushions will probably brighten up the place, but what you really need to start worrying about is as he gets a bit older if he

a) Doesn't like football

b) Likes football but shows a lot of interest in the Dark Side and mithers to be taken to the rat pit. (Then you'll be fucked)

When I lived in Manchester I knew a massive Leeds fan who lived close by, season ticket holder at Elland Road man and boy, he made the trak every other weekend. He had two sons and realised it wasn't realistic or fair to inflict Leeds upon them as they had no connectioin with the area themselves so he decided to choose the brainwashing option. He force fed them all things Citeh as soon as they were old enough to take any of it in, he didn't give two shits about Citeh but he couldn't bear to face the future with two adolescent reds hanging about. It worked and neither of them were gay but that was probably just a coincidence. Mind you he was a wierd cunt.
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