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Post by PieEater on Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:38 am

In a Roy Cropperesque stylee I wish to present all forum members the opportunity to confess to either their past misdemeanours or present guilty pleasures.

Not only will it make you feel better, it'll give us all a damn good laugh:

Yesterday, I beat up an old lady and stole her bike:



As a caveat can I add that the old lady in question was my mother, and the lads at the pub may have taken great pleasure in my arrival on such a bikiferous beast!
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Post by PieEater on Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:43 am

If you look very closely, lurking in the back of my cd cupboard their are albums by Dido, James Blunt and Phillipa Collins...
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Post by Finger on Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:04 pm

went and saw 5 local bands, lead a girl on and then told her i was gay after invite back to her place,has been listening to jack johnson, watched wycome v hudderfeild ( was ti them i dunno) game ( local band easily hte worst.)
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Post by Roverdamus on Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:21 pm

Finger wrote:went and saw 5 local bands, lead a girl on and then told her i was gay after invite back to her place,has been listening to jack johnson, watched wycome v hudderfeild ( was ti them i dunno) game ( local band easily hte worst.)

I think Finger is Rob. Suspect
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Post by Guest on Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:38 pm

I've been to see Genesis live, and loved it!!

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Post by Guest on Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:40 pm

Finger wrote:...lead a girl on and then told her i was gay after invite back to her place...

Why did you do this?

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Post by PieEater on Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:06 pm

dd, ours is not to question, merely revel in the absurdity of others.

I once ate in a vegetarian restaurant!
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Post by Willy on Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:12 pm

PieEater wrote:I once ate in a vegetarian restaurant!

Scum. GTFO.
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Post by Guest on Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:15 pm

I kissed a girl and I liked it

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Post by randomsam on Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:04 pm

wilsbowski wrote:I kissed a girl and I liked it

did her lips taste of cherry chapstick?

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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:11 pm

Depends which ones you're talking about..
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Post by Finger on Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:11 am

Diamond Dust wrote:
Finger wrote:...lead a girl on and then told her i was gay after invite back to her place...

Why did you do this?

she did a similar thing to my mate, and im a cold heartless bastard


I kissed a boy and it was sorta average, girls are softer

I once ate in a vegetarian restaurant!

did you eat meat just for the stupidness of it

and rob my middlename is rob is that close enough ? my first name is much more humiliating
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:24 am

I'm dating a Catholic!!!
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Post by Willy on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:59 am

The most shocking thing about that is that you're 'dating'. I thought the Catholics just bred. scratch
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:04 pm

Willy wrote:The most shocking thing about that is that you're 'dating'. I thought the Catholics just bred. scratch

Not this one, fella! Ain't gettimg caught out there!!!
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Post by Willy on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:05 pm

Use three condoms. Go on, be the ULTIMATE sinner. That'd be 'Durexcellent'.
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:11 pm

Willy wrote:Use three condoms. Go on, be the ULTIMATE sinner. That'd be 'Durexcellent'.

Are you kidding? I've enough trouble getting one over this monster!!!
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Post by Willy on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:14 pm

I find that hard to believe, Mr 5' 2". Wink
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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:21 pm

Willy wrote:I find that hard to believe, Mr 5' 2". Wink

Oh! OK, "Lofty". I'll have you know I'm hung like a Meerkat!! Very Happy
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Post by StLedge on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:22 pm

Rover the Sea wrote:Are you kidding? I've enough trouble getting one to fit on this cocktail sausage!!!

Fix'd
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Post by Guest on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:26 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/technology/

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Post by Rover the Sea on Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:53 pm

Back to the spAmnesty thing, I'm being "forced" to go see the Specials tonight!! No
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:14 pm

Rover the Sea wrote:Back to the spAmnesty thing, I'm being "forced" to go see the Specials tonight!! No

They aren't all that special

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Post by arover on Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:53 pm

Rover the Sea wrote:Back to the spAmnesty thing, I'm being "forced" to go see the Specials tonight!! No

Fuck all wrong with the Specials.
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Post by arover on Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:54 pm

I used to watch Eastenders every now and then, actually a bit of Crossroads too, and Brookside.
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