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Post by PieEater on Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:14 pm

Now, it may seem odd to celebrate death but basically the planet is excessively populated.

There should be a cull of about 150,000 immediately by detonating the dingles but 'Darwins survival of the fittest' appears to have missed Burnley.

However, the good lord does work in mysterious ways allowing people to :surrender: merely by being too fucking stupid to survive.

Today's nomination:

Tom Reeve, 28, from Maidenhead, Berkshire, had only stopped in Amarillo while travelling through the US "because he liked the song" by Tony Christie, his relatives said.


OK so it's not nice that a young father is no longer walking amongst us. However, it is not nice that the world has to be subjected by the twat Christie and his damn awful song, and why would the song title make a tee totaller want to stop in a ramshackle bar there?

One more stagnant gene pool concreted over.

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Re: Darwinism

Post by Guest on Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:37 pm

I'm a genetic purist. I admit it openly.

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Post by PieEater on Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:46 pm

Some people aren't keen on me mocking death so probably wont want to watch this:

Whatever you do don't let go...

Why did he not use a touch of Pritt Stick?
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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:49 pm

So you had the internet installed on Friday and you are already searching for death videos....


Good on you, it took me about 3 weeks

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Post by PieEater on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:53 pm

That's only cause the credit card is in joint names thus porn is not an option yet!
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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:58 pm

I know a lot of your comments are entirely leftfield, but paying for porn!!

That is a step into some sort of reality I never want to visit

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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:31 am

Lol, Jim Bailey fail.

Rob has a new counterpart. Albeit a dead one.

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Post by PieEater on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:19 pm

You don't have to actually pay, porntube just wants the details so they can send you hookers.

Stay tuned for today's dead fuckwit!
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Post by PieEater on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:31 pm

Found, from The Maldon Standard:

A MAN has died after trying to swim across the River Crouch.

The man, 21, entered the river near Ferry Road, Hullbridge, yesterday afternoon.

He got into difficulties and disappeared beneath the water after he had swam about three quarters of the way across at about 2.30pm.



What a plum!

The rescue effort involved police, the fire service, paramedics, coastguard and two RNLI lifeboats.


So not only are you a dick but you interrupted the Fire Services Pro Evo Tournament, selfish!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:43 am

This is a bit harsh, the guy is dead!

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Post by African Rover on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:31 am

Why exactly was he doing this? scratch

How big is this bloody river?
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Post by StLedge on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:03 pm

Not knowing the answer myself, I decided to check Google maps to get an idea. I have to say he couldn't have been a great swimmer as from where he got in to the river to the closest point on the other side, it's about 3.5 cms.
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Re: Darwinism

Post by PieEater on Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:57 pm

Rob, I don't wish to ruin this thread for you but they all die...
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Post by PieEater on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:03 pm

Rod Hull, how did we miss him. Fixing his own bloody aerial, I reckon the bird chucked him off.

If anyone feels a pang of nostalgia towards our curly mopped friend remember, he supported United!

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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:07 pm

Sod Off! Everyone knoews that Grotbags got away with murder that day. Can you not remember the 287 day court trial?

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