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Post by Willy on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:22 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220021/The-ultimate-bunker-buster-U-S-military-speeds-plans-biggest-bomb.html
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Post by Willy on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:28 am

Oh, and in "honour" or "honor", should I say, of the 9/11 victims, they've built a lovely new assault ship from the steel at Ground Zero.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6875319.ece

These folk are fucking priceless. Let's show respect to the thousands of Americans we murdered by building a machine that kills people.

Only in America. Rolling Eyes
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:45 am

Loving the fact that the bomb is called a MOP Smile

However, why the hell has Obama been given hte Nobel Peace Prize? Don't you have to have done something to promote peace. scratch

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Post by Willy on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:49 am

Well, Rob, apparently he has done that. Not quite sure how, though. I'm completely baffled by the whole episode, really.


I was actually more impressed with the usage of the word "penetrator" in the bomb's name. If anyone needed a weapon that says "I have a huge dick and I'm gonna fuck you with it", then it was Amerikkka.
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:00 am

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer to
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:04 am

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:The Internet, FUCK YEAH!

Actually invented by Tim Berners-Lee, a British scientist, whilst working at CERN I think.

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Post by DodgyGambit on Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:14 am

Nobel Peace prize nominations were due mid feb...less than a month after Obama was put into office, so what had he done in that 1 month that made him worthy of the prize....it just downgrades the acheivements of people such as Martin Luther and Desmond 2:2

But its not Obamas fault its more to do with the peeps that nominated him and voted for him

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Post by OldhamRover on Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:44 am

Obama winning the Nobel peace prize then building a huge bomb is only as ironic as Nobel sponsoring a peace prize in the first place. Any worthy winner of a peace prize wouldn't accept Nobel's blood money.
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Post by arover on Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:57 am

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer to
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Fucking great poem, who wrote that ?

Betjeman?

Keats?

Shelley?
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:36 pm

The honourable gentleman Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I do believe they were poet laurets in the early 19th Century.
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:43 am

It seems Obama is attempting to please everyone and managing to infuriate everyone.

General McChrystal asked for 40-60,000 troops to be sent to Afghanistan for an indefinite period. Obama gave him 30,000 (after 80 days of consideration) who will have arrived by August 2010 and will begin their departure in July 2011, and uses the speech to announce the surge to talk about domestic issues. Oh, and all of those troops will be home by the start of the primaries for the next election. I'm sure Afghans will be reassured that we're not about to abandon them and let them fight the Taliban alone. The Taliban aren't going to be further resolved by the knowledge that America isn't particularly committed to fighting them anymore.

On the economy, 75% of the bail-out money hasn't been spent yet while California (the world's 8th largest economy) stands on the verge of bankruptcy, and 4m more people are unemployed since he took office. Still, he's managed to triple their national debt in the effort.

Isn't he doing well?
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Post by arover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:02 am

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:The honourable gentleman Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I do believe they were poet laurets in the early 19th Century.

They're the South Park guys.
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:22 am

Also the Team America guys.


OR, what could he have done differently to drag their economy back up? Pretty much nothing to be fair. Same as every other country (bar China) whose been affected by the global recession. We're all in deep shit and it'll more than likely get worse before it starts to get better. Surely the state that California's in is more down to their govenor than Obama? So that would lay on the genius shoulders of Mr Schwarzenegger.

As for Afghanistan, we've wasted enough lives there. They're going to go back to Taliban rule as they have done for decades, wether we pull out now or in 10 years. Russia couldn't do it and we can't do it, so get our troops out and leave them to it.
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Post by StLedge on Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:46 am

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:so get our troops out and leave them to it.
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:43 pm

He could have listened to the economists who were telling him that handing out billions wouldn't spark an economic recovery. He plowed ahead with his plan instead and added trillions to their national debt, meaning that the recession is likely to last longer than if he'd done nothing at all.

With California, it isn't the way they've got into trouble that I'm worried about, it's the way that Obama is likely to help them out by sending another huge wad of their tax-payers' money to an unsustainable economy. Will they have learned their lesson if they're rescued? What kind of message does that send to other states? It risks setting a very bad precedent. If they know that they won't be allowed to fail then the states will keep spending and, again, this whole mess will last a lot longer.

We have to finish the job in Afghanistan for our own security and because we have a moral duty to the people there. The Taliban came to power in the '90s because we refused to rebuild the country after we helped the Mujahideen drive out the Soviets. If we want to prevent the same thing happening again and reduce the risk of more terrorist attacks then we have to leave the country with a stable democracy, military and police force.

We're not fighting the same war the Soviets did. We're not up against the entire population, we're not trying to bomb them into submission, we're trying to build and foster a friendly government. Soldiers will die, but they signed up to fight and whenever there is war they will put their lives on the line. This is the only way to deal with terrorists, they aren't open to negotiations and they won't be placated by our departure from Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:49 pm

It doesn't matter. We're all dead in the end.

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Post by Willy on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:06 pm

Barack Obama is nothing more than a black face on what has, and always will be a country owned by the banks. He's a Wall Street sell-out, a half-caste pimp, a figurehead who handles the continuation of the same plan that America has had since they decided to go on land-stealing missions.

The English had the right idea. We built our empire off the back of rape and pillage, but we knew when to stop. The Americans will keep going on doing their John Wayne impersonation until it gets us all in the shit. We've been made to feel like we owe them something, they were smarter than we were there (shocking and shameful), and they convinced us (via various undergovernment deals) to 'give them a hand' in their adventure across the universe.

Oh, and they didn't land on The Moon either.
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:16 pm

Willy wrote:Barack Obama is nothing more than a black face on what has, and always will be a country owned by the banks. He's a Wall Street sell-out, a half-caste pimp, a figurehead who handles the continuation of the same plan that America has had since they decided to go on land-stealing missions.

The English had the right idea. We built our empire off the back of rape and pillage, but we knew when to stop. The Americans will keep going on doing their John Wayne impersonation until it gets us all in the shit. We've been made to feel like we owe them something, they were smarter than we were there (shocking and shameful), and they convinced us (via various undergovernment deals) to 'give them a hand' in their adventure across the universe.

We caused a lot of the problems in Asia, and to the average fundamentalist our lifestyle is as likely to corrupt their moral society as that of the Americans. It would be very short-sighted to say this isn't our problem and back out, but that's not really an option.

Western 'democracies' are hostages to their financial institutions in many regards, but that doesn't mean the danger to citizens doesn't exist. If our government and their puppet-masters provoke hostility then we will suffer the consequences, and there's nothing we can do to stop that, so we should back whatever method is chosen to negate the threat.
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Post by Willy on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:24 pm

There isn't a method to negate it, that's the problem. If everyone opened their eyes/minds to what is actually going on, then we could - as a people - start a revolution, a united front. But that won't happen, because not enough people give a shit about being united in any way. We've been moulded into an extremely selfish society.
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Post by Roverdamus on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:29 pm

Willy wrote:There isn't a method to negate it, that's the problem. If everyone opened their eyes/minds to what is actually going on, then we could - as a people - start a revolution, a united front. But that won't happen, because not enough people give a shit about being united in any way. We've been moulded into an extremely selfish society.

A Leeds United front? A Dundee United front? A West Ham United front?
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:32 pm

By reducing the number of areas where terrorists are free to operate we at least reduce the threat.

If you think there's really nothing anyone can do then what's your plan? "Quick, somebody, don't just do something, stand there."
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Post by Willy on Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:00 pm

I don't have a plan. What would be the point? It's like offering chemo to a patient who has an hour left to live.
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Post by OldhamRover on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:19 pm

The point is, if we don't do something we might as well implement Sharia law right now and have done with it. Surely that's a better alternative than being worn down by years of attacks on civilians.
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