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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:13 pm


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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:24 pm


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Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:40 pm

Ive read a lot of Peter Nguyens stuff that guy is proper crazy with his essays

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Post by DodgyGambit on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:05 pm

Childrens funny answers to test questions:

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby

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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:36 pm



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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:40 pm

Funny Science Exam Answers
  • When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
  • The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
  • A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
  • When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
  • For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
  • The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
  • Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
  • Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
  • To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
  • Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
  • To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
  • Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
  • Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
  • Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
  • H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
  • Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
  • Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
  • Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
  • For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
  • To prevent contraception use a condominium.
  • Blood flows down one leg and up the other
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:07 pm


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Post by Willy on Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:13 pm

Just because the name pops up so often, I have a little nugget of totally uninteresting and useless info to share.

The boy Peter's last name is Nguyen, which is a Vietnamese name. In fact, it's the most common surname in Vietnam, with over 40% of its inhabitants sharing that one surname. Smile
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Post by StLedge on Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:15 pm

The above one has already been posted
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Re: Smart Arsed Answers by students

Post by DeadlyRovers on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:42 am

Some corkers in here Laughing

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Re: Smart Arsed Answers by students

Post by DodgyGambit on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:49 am

Seems The Sun newspaper has seen our funny exam answers section and posted one up themselves today

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2345497.ece

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Post by DodgyGambit on Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:43 am

with all you guys having exams, i thought this thread may cheer you up....or you could shed light on some of your funny exam answers (awaiting rob)

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Post by DeadlyRovers on Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:58 am

My exams are over, I am on holiday now until September 20th :cheeky:

Good luck to the rest of the spammers who have got exams on ok

No funny/stupid exam answers from me though, I don't know how these jokers do it.

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Post by DodgyGambit on Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:05 pm

heard you spelt your name wrong on your maths exam DR

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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:30 pm

I heard you potted the white in your snooker exam DR.

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Post by DeadlyRovers on Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:50 pm

Laughing

You bastardos.

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Post by Rover the Sea on Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:08 pm

DeadlyRovers wrote:Laughing

You bastardos.

Nothing wrong with your Spanish, though!
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