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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by StLedge on Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:37 am

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:7. When in a pub taking a piss and some random dude goes to use the one next you and starts talking like he's your best friend. I don't know you, i don't wanna know you and more importantly i'm taking a piss! In the words of Dr Cox, there's absolutely no talking in the men's room!

Similar to this one, in the toilets taking a piss, and there always appears to be 1 person, that cant just take a piss, and be quiet!!! I can understand if that person has been busting for 20 mins, and lets out a sigh of relief, but for fuck sake, do they have to do it every 10 fucking seconds, I am trying to have a piss, and I dont need to be in the same room/building/town/city/country with a guy sounding like he is cuffing one off! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:59 am

Goood.. i can feel your hate.. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

Mwahaha..
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by don't push just shove , on Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:07 am

people who don't indicate at roundabouts. Fuckin ignorant lasy tossers. You only have to flcik a fucing lever. But I don't think thats it, i think people are so self absorbed and ignorant it's like they think 'well i'm goin home, so obviously i'm goin straight, why do i need to indicate' send me fuckin daft. In fact everyones else's driving is hit, and mine is excellent, you all piss me off I hate you all


except Rover girl


I've decided i have a crush on her :hug: :
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Post by DodgyGambit on Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:08 am

I hate toilets with even number of urinals......the law of man states that there must be atleast 1 urinal between each man in the toilet, when theres 3 a man would take each urinal at the end and most likely 1 man wioll wait for one of them to be vacated instead of using the middle. If there are 4 a man on each end the waiting man sees so much space he has to pick and choose which man he should go pee next to

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by DeadlyRovers on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:12 pm

I hate man flu it's a bastard. What's worse is i have had a chest infection. What's even worse is that i haven't played snooker since Thursday and whilst everyone is out there enjoying the weather i'm fucking stuck inside! Mad

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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:18 pm

Sunbathe in the garden. That will help your flu/chest infection. Helpful advice from Dr Robertnic

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Post by DeadlyRovers on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:19 pm

why thank you Wink

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:58 pm

This may be a Welsh thing (I think it is) but the mixing up of lend and borrow. Or basically the death of the word borrow.

Someone in my office (little Welsh pikey) just asked "Can I lend some money off you?"

I spent about 5 minutes telling the fuckwit that the word borrow should be used. His response: It's all the same.

No it's fucking not. It's the exact opposite you moron
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Post by Willy on Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:18 pm

NO, it's not just there. People do it here as well and it's very fucking annoying, I TOTALLY agree. To make it worse, up here people say "borry" instead of "borrow", so it ends up being "I just borry'd him £20 till next week."

Retarded and punishable by bitchslaps.
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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:32 pm

in brum we dont say water or daughter we totally miss out the 't' so its wa'er and daugh'er

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by Willy on Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:45 pm

Don't be trying to lay claim to missing Ts out. We invented that up here.

The cheek of it!
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:46 pm

Glad it's not just the welsh.

And as for the t's, yeah, water has always been wa'er in lancashire.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:41 pm

There's only so much room and i have only so much time so i'll simply say - women.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:45 pm

I agree with you reidy.

I think the whole 'time of month' is all a worldwide conspiracy. Females all around the world have learnt to keep it a secret that it doesnt really exist, they just want 7 days of screaming and shouting whenever they please. Notice that women who hang around a lot have it at the same time.

Also you probably ask when do they get to discuss latest issues about this worldwide conspiracy? well also note how women always go to the toilet together...its at this point where they make a conference call to Feminine WHQ to get the latest news and tips etc.

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by don't push just shove , on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:39 am

it's real . . . . they couldn't fake that stroppiness for so long
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:41 am

oh yes they can

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:42 am

Woah, let's not turn ths into a pantomime thread!
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:44 am

sexyroverladys behind you RW

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:50 am

I think you'll find that it's actually sexyroverwoman.

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Post by StLedge on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:07 am

I think you'll find that it's actually Rob
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:29 am

I just want to thank you RW for creating this thread. Since i vented my spleen on here there's been nothing happen to stress me out. You may have saved me from an mid 20's stress induced heart attack. Now if i could stop eating at Burger King, stop smoking so much and drink less i could live til i'm 40. Thanks RW :-bd :
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Post by RW on Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:36 am

No problem Reidy :-bd :

And to continue.... People who walk slow. I'm not sure whether this has been done before, but if there's somewhere to walk that's wide enough for two people, don't walk down the middle at the pace of a tortoise with a limp. Walk faster, mover to the side, or drop dead.

That last option may be a bit extreme - I'm not sure.
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Post by StLedge on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:04 pm

RW wrote:No problem Reidy :-bd :

And to continue.... People who walk slow. I'm not sure whether this has been done before, but if there's somewhere to walk that's wide enough for two people, don't walk down the middle at the pace of a tortoise with a limp. Walk faster, mover to the side, or drop dead.

That last option may be a bit extreme - I'm not sure.

Cue a rant from Vinjay about spatial awareness.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:51 am

Incompetant referees.

Alright, I only play Sunday league football, but I expect these fuckers to at least know the rules. Lost a game yesterday 4-3, two of their goals shouldn't have stood and we had one disallowed for...well we're not quite sure.

Fucking chump.

And we battered the team. we were practically camped in their half :maddgrr:
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Post by DodgyGambit on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:53 am

you got beaten by a womens team RW?

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