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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:15 am

Alright folks...

I'm Blue Cabbage (I'm not I'm really called Matt, it's just a name I used on 606 a while back)

I'm really pleased that you guys (girls?) feel this way especially the driving ones, my personal favourite is taxi drivers - they just plonk themselves in the middle of the road, demanding that you let them onto the road, just coz they're already half-way there. I say NO!!! Fuck you taxi man and your shit Toyota Carina, put it in reverse and kindly back the fuck off onto your little side street, fucking cunt, I've got to control myself not to slam the handbrake on get out and physically remove him from my sight,wanting to remove his spleen with my bare hands - A less comedic version of Ace Ventura...


Also when in pubs (Don't do clubs) and it's your turn for the bar (Coz your mate is shit-faced but he's paying, who cares??!!) you get the dreaded "Didn't you go to my school"....

Well for a start it wasn't "your" school, who the fuck wants to own a school??!! And then you get "Oh what you up to", "where are you working", "are you single", "seen anybody from school"...

Get a fucking grip man it was years ago, I didn't like you then and I certainly don't have a fucking penchant for you now, so fuck off or your nose will be swiftly introduced to my forehead you prick, move out of my way your costing me valuable drinking time....

That's it for now...

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Post by arover on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:45 pm

Well for a start it wasn't "your" school, who the fuck wants to own a school??!! And then you get "Oh what you up to", "where are you working", "are you single", "seen anybody from school"...

A decent school could be quite lucrative.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:07 pm

I'm just imagining the education I could provide to the local scamps.....

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by Willy on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:18 pm

BlueCabbage wrote:Alright folks...

I'm Blue Cabbage (I'm not I'm really called Matt, it's just a name I used on 606 a while back)

I'm really pleased that you guys (girls?) feel this way especially the driving ones, my personal favourite is taxi drivers - they just plonk themselves in the middle of the road, demanding that you let them onto the road, just coz they're already half-way there. I say NO!!! Fuck you taxi man and your shit Toyota Carina, put it in reverse and kindly back the fuck off onto your little side street, fucking cunt, I've got to control myself not to slam the handbrake on get out and physically remove him from my sight,wanting to remove his spleen with my bare hands - A less comedic version of Ace Ventura...


Also when in pubs (Don't do clubs) and it's your turn for the bar (Coz your mate is shit-faced but he's paying, who cares??!!) you get the dreaded "Didn't you go to my school"....

Well for a start it wasn't "your" school, who the fuck wants to own a school??!! And then you get "Oh what you up to", "where are you working", "are you single", "seen anybody from school"...

Get a fucking grip man it was years ago, I didn't like you then and I certainly don't have a fucking penchant for you now
, so fuck off or your nose will be swiftly introduced to my forehead you prick, move out of my way your costing me valuable drinking time....

That's it for now...

I like this man. I vote Blue Cabbage FTW. cheers
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:44 pm

Cheers man, I like this thread it gives me an opportunity to vent my frustrations, I'm not a whiner or a little bitch, it's just some things need to be addressed...

My boozer has changed hands and my tab has been abolished, which means I have to suck up to the new landlady, not drunkenly chat up the half-hot barmaid, while I wait for my equally as drunken mate to finish rolling a joint in the bogs...

And actually spend a few hours in their whilst I have money and now can't go in when I'm skint...

I want to cry into a 34DD pillow, whilst furiously masturbating....

Actually, crying whilst doing that would spoil it, if not for me, but for the poor girl...

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Post by DodgyGambit on Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:00 pm

I hate having a cold on a hot/warm day

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:11 am

Being drunk at work (Like I am now) isn't as fun as it sounds....

...Need bed, a brew and some lovin'...

But I'd settle for some Anadin to be honest...

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by DodgyGambit on Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:17 am

After reading an article in the paper today it brought up a few memories about my check-in when i went to Malta.

'Did anyone pack anything into your suitcase without your knowledge'

How the fuck would I know, if I knew, it would be with my knowledge

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:28 am

lol!

That would be an awesome argument though...

"Are you sure sir"?

"Of course I'm fucking sure, you numpty"

"Follow me please will you sir"..

"Oh for fuck sake"......

Then you hear the infamous rubber glove snap...

And tense up quicker than a ginger kid at school. Laughing

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:37 am

Being drunk at work is not good. However, getting to work drunk, then settling into nice hangover territory is not the best situation in the world either.

I hurt.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:42 am

I also hurt, might go for my now patented "30 minute work-poo" and then play on the internet some more, need a bacon butty and a fag, and probably a wank If I'm honest...

And I do try to be honest at all times...

Note to self, never try it on with the missus just as she's "snoozing" nearly chopped it clean off.... affraid

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by DeadlyRovers on Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:19 pm

Got a history mock exam tomorrow morning. Knew about it since before the easter holidays and we were even told the questions that would appear on it. Not like i have bothered revising for it. Oh this is going to be funny Laughing

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:52 am

The woman in my office seems to have a compulsion to say mega, usually coupled with the word -bucks. It gets really annoying after a while especially when she's not even talking about moeny.

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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu May 14, 2009 1:23 pm

She also feels the compulsion to accompany every gesture with a sound effect. Plus she has a high pitched cockney accent that really gets on my nerves.

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Thu May 14, 2009 1:31 pm

[voice="Robert Muldoon" from Jurassic Park]
"Shoot her. SHOOT HER." [/voice]
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Post by rob_of_the_robots on Thu May 14, 2009 1:35 pm

I would if it included not going to prison.

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Post by RW on Thu May 14, 2009 1:37 pm

Good point
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by Willy on Thu May 14, 2009 5:42 pm

Tangled up wires and bluebottles.

Nuff said.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Fri May 15, 2009 2:00 pm

Why do fat birds in the office cram as much food as they can when cakes, butties etc are dished out in the office, only to say "I shouldn't really be eating this I'm on a diet", whilst polishing off the plate and then whinge when they're putting ON weight, rather than losing it......??

Fucking winds me right up I tell you...

I'll also suggest something uttely pointless....

...Thick people pretending to posess more inteliigence than a toastie...

Recently overheard a conversation, "How do you spell 'au pair"...?

Fair enough, if spellings not your thing...

Then came the response...

"What's an au pair"??

Nearly jammed a pen in her eye-socket, the thick cunt

Need a lie down... Cabbage angry.

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Post by RW on Fri May 15, 2009 2:15 pm

People showing no urgency when driving.

Now I'm not always in a rush so I can understand driving at the speed limit and taking your time wherever you're going. But when you're at traffic lights and they go green, why oh why does the car in front wait until there's a 30m gap before even thinking of putting the car into gear? Hurry the fuck up. Also on approaches to lights that are on green - don't slow down your approach. The lights more likely to change then you numpty.

Where's my coffee?
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Fri May 15, 2009 2:42 pm

Yep, fully agree RW, even on orange, I only drop a gear to faster...

Not that I'd recommend such foolishness...

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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Fri May 15, 2009 3:17 pm

I always go through on gramber, im not waiting around at the lights if i dont have to.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by BlueCabbage on Fri May 15, 2009 3:31 pm

Exactamundo...

If it aint on red it's as good as green anyway...

...MMmmmm green........

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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by RW on Fri May 15, 2009 3:32 pm

Amber is a recommendation. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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Re: RW's moaning thread

Post by rob_of_the_robots on Fri May 15, 2009 3:42 pm

Not green then? confused

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