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Post by StLedge on Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:22 pm

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see in their dreams?

If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
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Re: Unanswered Questions

Post by DodgyGambit on Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:16 pm

Why use the word lisps when people with it cant even say it
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Post by StLedge on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:15 pm

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
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Re: Unanswered Questions

Post by don't push just shove , on Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:37 pm

StLedge wrote:
Can blind people see in their dreams?




man...thats messed wi me melon


i'm gonna have to find one and ask 'em
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Re: Unanswered Questions

Post by don't push just shove , on Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:48 pm

and what do they wank over, this is all too much for me ya know?
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Post by DodgyGambit on Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:52 pm

how dare u insult blind people.....they could be reading this right now and getting peed off

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Re: Unanswered Questions

Post by don't push just shove , on Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:56 pm

seriously though, if you were born blind, and had never had sex, what would ya wank over?
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Re: Unanswered Questions

Post by DodgyGambit on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:08 pm

you may be able to work it out from this http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/11187

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Post by don't push just shove , on Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:18 am

DodgyGambit wrote:you may be able to work it out from this http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/11187

ok, that clears up the dreaming bu the wanking is issue is still unresolved.

also, do orca's eat people?
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Post by StLedge on Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:32 am

don't push just shove , wrote:
DodgyGambit wrote:you may be able to work it out from this http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/11187

ok, that clears up the dreaming bu the wanking is issue is still unresolved.

also, do orca's eat people?

you have issues with blind people wanking, possibly unhealthy

Orca's...., well I guess they would but unintentionally, if mistaken for a seal or summink
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Post by don't push just shove , on Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:39 am

it's more of an intellectual issue. . . . . if they've never seen a girl or pron flcik, nor had any experience of this themselves, what would they wank over
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Post by StLedge on Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:30 pm

don't push just shove , wrote:it's more of an intellectual issue. . . . . if they've never seen a girl or pron flcik, nor had any experience of this themselves, what would they wank over
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well the blind use their hands 'to see' so the feel of a naked body would be interpreted differently by the brain and thus giving them something to concentrate on

But my concern now would be if they use their hands 'to see', dont they run the risk of getting it in the eyes??
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Post by don't push just shove , on Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:30 pm

surely then they'd only semen.. . .which would make 'em gay


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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:10 am

I suppose it all depends on wether they've been blind from birth or wether wanking was actually the cause.
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Post by don't push just shove , on Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:59 am

thats a pertient and informed point, Rediy
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:37 am

Why thank you.

If they were blind from birth, there's always spoken word tapes, or brail porno mags..
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Post by StLedge on Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:43 am

Reidy Youre a Star wrote:Why thank you.

If they were blind from birth, there's always spoken word tapes, or brail porno mags..

but how would a blind person know when the braille ends and the nipples start??
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Post by Reidy Youre a Star on Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:59 am

Now thats a hard one..

(boom boom)
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Re: Unanswered Questions

Post by PieEater on Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:18 am

What do blind people wank over?

Labradors...
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